I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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