didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
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if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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