does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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