i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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