Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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