he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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