yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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