Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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