What a fucking waste of an outfit
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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