Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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