I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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