Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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