glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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