Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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