so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We were destined to go to rehab together
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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