Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
fuck your aforementioned shoe
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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