I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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