So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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