I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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