We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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