Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
She announced her abortion via fbk
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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