No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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