I just cut my nipple shaving
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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