i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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