i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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