the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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