Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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