god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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