I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
