When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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