He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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