So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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