WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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