just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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