I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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