Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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