I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
