People with herpes should wear stickers.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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