I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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