Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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