Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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