these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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