bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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