Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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