I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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