Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
