I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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