there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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