i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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