there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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