and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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