Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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