what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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