i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I fill condoms, not promises.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
