Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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