I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I still have a little drunk in my system
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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